{"id":761,"date":"2016-09-28T11:04:07","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T15:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=761"},"modified":"2016-09-28T11:04:07","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T15:04:07","slug":"little-girls-and-bikers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=761","title":{"rendered":"Little Girls and Bikers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a beautiful day in New York.  There are no longer big crowds in the park.  Fewer than 10 people were at the Imagine Mosaic, where the guitarist sang \u201cLet It Be.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>From a distance, it appeared there were no nuts on the chestnut tree at all, but up close I spotted a few browning golf-ball sized nuts in the upper branches, and the ground was littered with shells.  I found a whole nut, shiny brown, and crushed it under my foot.  The meat was white and moist, good eating for squirrels.<\/p>\n<p>Sitting alone on a bench near the stairs down to the fountain, a man sat expressionless, unmoving like a statue.  His head was wrapped in white gauze.  Wearing a suit, sunglasses, no tie, his shirt out of his pants, legs crossed, he was a living work of art, although I was at a loss as to how to interpret him.<\/p>\n<p>The accordion player was in the arcade.  No other buskers were around.  I set up, tuned and started my set with only a handful of people to hear me.  A 5-year-old girl looked me over suspiciously.  \u201cWould you like to dance the hula?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s shy,\u201d said her dad.  I tried to lure her with a lei, made funny faces, sang funny lyrics, all of which drove her farther away.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot going to happen,\u201d I said to dad.  He agreed, then dropped 55 cents into my case.<\/p>\n<p>Another dad and daughter, 2-3 years old, stopped to chat.  I doubled the lei into a crown and put it on the little girl\u2019s head.  The only sign of a hula was the occasional bend of the knee, or wave of the arm.  Dad gave me buck and said, \u201cSorry, she won\u2019t dance, but you sound great.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Three women rode into the plaza on bicycles and dismounted.  One of them couldn\u2019t take her eyes off me.  \u201cHave you got time for a hula today?\u201d  She turned her back and consulted with her friends, finally coming my way with a big smile and $3.  <\/p>\n<p>Later, another set of bikers, stopped to listen.  These were young men from Ireland.  \u201cFrom the west,\u201d one of them told me.  \u201cNear Galway.\u201d  I told him that Mrs. Ukulele\u2019s family hailed from Tipperary.<\/p>\n<p>My ukulele was falling farther and farther out of tune.  I tightened the low-G string, strummed a few more chords, then <em>twang<\/em>, the string broke.  I finished the song on 3 strings, then found a replacement string in my case.  My old string maker, Hilo, had gone out of business; my strings now are from Aquila.  I took off the broken string and replaced it as quickly as I could.  New strings, once stretched, need some seasoning; right out of the package they go flat, so I had to tighten it up after \u2013 sometimes during \u2013 every song until I finished with &#8220;Little Grass Shack.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I sat down at the end of my set to pack up my stuff, a couple from Poland asked, \u201cHow much for the purple dancing girl?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ordinarily, my dancing girls, like my leis, are not for sale.  But today I made an exception.  \u201cFive dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They conferred as I continued packing.  The man finally pulled out a $50-dollar bill.  There was only $5.55 in my case, plus $2 in starter money.  I made change from my wallet, nearly doubling my daily take without playing a note.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a beautiful day in New York. 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