{"id":737,"date":"2016-09-15T11:13:31","date_gmt":"2016-09-15T15:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=737"},"modified":"2016-09-15T11:13:31","modified_gmt":"2016-09-15T15:13:31","slug":"a-birthday-hula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Hula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The London Plane trees that line the path from Strawberry Fields to Bethesda Fountain have turned a lime green.  The bark is peeling and the leaves are wilted at the tips.  Autumn has also arrived at the dogwood; the browning leaves curl to reveal the forming fruit.  At the Imagine Mosaic, the guitarist sings, \u201cHere Comes the Sun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The day is hot and humid.  I give a thumbs-up to the Chinese man playing the one-string instrument.  I meant to indicate the volume level on his amplifier was ok with me.  After playing for a short time, I noticed that he\u2019d gone.<\/p>\n<p>A half-dozen 20-something women headed back to work after a birthday lunch.  One, Karen, wore a giant button and a glittering tiara.  \u201cHow about a hula for the birthday girl?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After much discussion, with emphatic demurrals, one of the women said, \u201cHow much for a lei?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Normally, I would not sell my means of production, but in this case I said, \u201cThree dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She dug in her wallet and came up with a fiver.  I had no singles in my wallet, and was reluctant to give her my shill money, the 2 singles I keep in my case to prime the pump.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow about a picture?\u201d another woman said.  I put a lei on Karen, who started to hula despite herself.  Afterward, she returned the lei, which I gave to the first woman, who put it back on Karen.  I had decided to use the shill money for change, but the first woman waved it away.<\/p>\n<p>A man gave me a dollar as he walked by.<\/p>\n<p>A family from Minnesota posed as they threw coins into the fountain.  When asked, they had time for a hula.  A bored dad took a few pics, then wandered off to hear the doo-wop sextet in the arcade, while mom and 2 daughters went to the hukilau.  For her fiver, mom not only got a dance, she got sight-seeing advice from Mr. Ukulele.<\/p>\n<p>A father and daughter, sitting on the steps, stood up to leave.  The father put a tightly folded dollar in my case.<\/p>\n<p>A little girl sat by the fountain with her family.  \u201cHave you got time for a hula today?\u201d  She shook her head no.  A little later, she put a dollar in my case.  \u201cHave you got time now?\u201d  Again, she shook her head.<\/p>\n<p>As they walked off, she turned to wave goodbye to me.  \u201cAloha,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The London Plane trees that line the path from Strawberry Fields to Bethesda Fountain have turned a lime green. The &#8230; <br \/><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=737\">keep reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[48,12],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-here-comes-the-sun","tag-the-hukilau-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}