{"id":721,"date":"2016-08-19T16:07:56","date_gmt":"2016-08-19T20:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=721"},"modified":"2016-08-19T16:07:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-19T20:07:56","slug":"i-dont-but-ashley-does","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Don&#8217;t, but Ashley Does.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhat a beautiful day for fishin\u2019.\u201d   Temps in the 80\u2019s, humidity low, puffy white clouds scudding across the clear blue sky.  I took a seat at the fountain and waited until the cowboy finished.  I began with \u201cThe Hukilau Song.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Two little French girls put on leis and waggled through a verse.  Each one handed me a dollar.  After a few more songs, a woman got up off the bench and tossed a buck in my case.  \u201cI truly felt as if I was there,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>A photographer captured most of \u201cTip Toe through the Tulips.\u201d  After putting his camera away and hoisting the case over his shoulders, he stopped by with a dollar.<\/p>\n<p>A half dozen teen-aged girls came down the path.  \u201cHave you got time for a hula today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One girl tried to drum up interest, but got no takers.  \u201cWell, I want to dance,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat say we go to the hukilau?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know that one.\u201d  She danced using all the movements she\u2019d learned in elementary school on Oahu.  Barely 5 feet tall, with flowing black hair and pudgy cheeks, she attracted a crowd.  I brought the dance to a close, she bowed to scattered applause, returned the lei and walked away.<\/p>\n<p>A 15-year-old girl, who\u2019d been watching from the bench, gave me a dollar.  Two sisters stopped to put a dollar in my case.  I invited them to hula, but only one took me up on it.<\/p>\n<p>With a short time left in my set, Maggie the dog, and her owner, Marcel, stopped to say hello.  This was the first time out for them in over a week.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave you got time for a hula today?\u201d  I addressed a couple of college girls, who, accompanied by an older woman, were wonderingly taking in the circus atmosphere at the fountain.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t, but Ashley does.\u201d  I waved a lei at Ashley, who put down her backpack and made ready to dance.  This time, we skipped the hukilau and went back to \u201cMy Little Grass Shack.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The presumptive mom found a fiver in her wallet and handed it to me.  &#8220;We&#8217;re from Chicago,&#8221; she said, &#8220;and having a wonderful time.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhat a beautiful day for fishin\u2019.\u201d Temps in the 80\u2019s, humidity low, puffy white clouds scudding across the clear blue &#8230; <br \/><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=721\">keep reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21,12,38],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-my-little-grass-shack","tag-the-hukilau-song","tag-tiptoe-through-the-tulips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":723,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions\/723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}