{"id":534,"date":"2015-08-24T15:41:36","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T15:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=534"},"modified":"2015-08-24T15:41:36","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T15:41:36","slug":"escaping-insult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"Escaping Insult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the stormy forecast, the weather remained fine, so I ventured out for the third day in a row.  It was much cooler than earlier in the week, and the humidity was tolerable.  A breeze blew in off the lake.  Wispy mares\u2019 tail clouds floated high in a bleached blue sky.  The mood in the park was slow, sedate; bicycle riders stopped at red lights.<\/p>\n<p>Two young siblings from Timmins, Ontario, Canada, stopped to dance despite their dad\u2019s saying \u201cno, no, no,\u201d when I asked if they had time for a hula.  Mom took video, then put $2 in my case.  <\/p>\n<p>For another hour, no one paid any attention to me.  Near closing time, an overweight boy in wire-rimmed glasses peeled away from his friends and dropped 16 cents.  \u201cThanks, kid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I felt myself circling the drain all week, yet every day so far I managed to escape the insult of a zero-dollar day.  Next week, like most New Yorkers, I\u2019m leaving town.  Perhaps September will see the return of the free-spending ukulele lovers.  Until then, \u201cAloha.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the stormy forecast, the weather remained fine, so I ventured out for the third day in a row. It &#8230; <br \/><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=534\">keep reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":535,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions\/535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}