{"id":522,"date":"2015-08-15T14:14:30","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T14:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=522"},"modified":"2015-08-15T14:14:30","modified_gmt":"2015-08-15T14:14:30","slug":"worst-day-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"Worst Day Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tucked in a shaded corner near the Strawberry Fields sign, a mass of Michaelmas daisies bloomed.  Long white petals, varying in number from 6 to 9, radiated from a small yellow center.  Someone played \u201cImagine\u201d at the Imagine Mosaic.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the chestnut report:  withered leaves cover the ground; more than half the leaves still on the tree are blighted.  The golf ball sized nuts are also browning.  I crushed one underfoot to find the nut still unformed, although the meat inside was moist and green, suitable, I\u2019d think, for the most discriminating squirrel.<\/p>\n<p>Grass grew a foot high around the rhododendra, and had started to bolt.<\/p>\n<p>The cowboy crooner was there again.  As I walked by he called for volunteers to dance to his next number, the beautiful \u201cQuando, Quando, Quando.\u201d  I could have told him it wasn\u2019t so easy to get people to dance.<\/p>\n<p>Maggie the dog stopped to visit.  The black scotch terrier sitting at my feet, seemingly absorbed in my music, made a wonderful photo op.  After some time, Marcel scooped the dog up and whisked her away, after which I played for the next hour pretty much to myself.<\/p>\n<p>Just when I thought that this would be the day, the day I took in nothing, an old woman fumbled in her change purse.  \u201cI\u2019m sorry it\u2019s not more,\u201d she said, putting 8 dimes into my case.  \u201cYou were so nice to me.\u201d  I had no idea what she meant by that; perhaps she\u2019d seen me before and we\u2019d exchanged pleasantries.<\/p>\n<p>A 20-something on a bike braked in front of me.  He reached into one pocket, then another.  \u201cSorry, mate, all I have is Irish money.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo problem,\u201d I said.  \u201cNext time you\u2019re at the pub, have a drink for me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A teenaged boy gave me a quarter.<\/p>\n<p>A family stopped to hear me play.  \u201cHave you got time for a hula today?\u201d  The young daughter danced beautifully to \u201cThe Hukilau Song.\u201d  \u201cWhere are you from?\u201d I asked her between verses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHolland.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHolland?  Wow, I know Holland, what city?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She looked puzzled.  \u201cHolland,\u201d she repeated.<\/p>\n<p>I looked toward the parents.  \u201cHolland, Pennsylvania.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPennsylvania, ok,\u201d I said, and launched into the second verse.  At the end of the dance, they walked off.  The day\u2019s total came to $1.05, my worst day ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tucked in a shaded corner near the Strawberry Fields sign, a mass of Michaelmas daisies bloomed. Long white petals, varying &#8230; <br \/><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/?p=522\">keep reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,63,12],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imagine","tag-quando-quando-quando","tag-the-hukilau-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":523,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions\/523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mrukulele.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}